Will: Jesus, why do children always need something?
Allison: Don't worry babe, I'll take them
Will: Oh, of course… God bless you, baby. Just watch out for the kidnapper, terrorist, or mack truck that might take them away from us forever
Allison: That's morbid, honey… Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Will: Yeah, something like that… I'm starving…
Allison: I made breakfast; it's on the counter in the kitchen
Will kisses Allison and heads downs to the kitchen
Will: Mmm, is there crack in this? Jesus!
Allison: No, just ecstasy
Will: God you're lovable. I hope you last
Allison: What the fuck does that mean?
Will: Nothing babe, I've been through a lot as of late, just hope this never ends
Allison: Why would it end? What kind of thing is that to say?
Will: Babe, I just had some terrible nightmares, and let's say everything has gone wrong…
Allison: Ok, whatever asshole. I am taking your children to the store. If you can stand to stick around for another minute maybe you will see us in an hour.
Will: No babe, I love you, stop the madness! I'll come with you.
Allison: No, just stay here. Hopefully when I get back you will have something decent to say…
Allison gathers the kids and heads towards the door
Will: No, Allison I love you, I swear I do, I was just talking out of my ass.
Allison and the kids get in the car and drive off
Will: This cannot end well
Hours pass as Will stands by the door, getting more and more stressed with each passing minute and hour
Will: Please God not like this, I really love her
A police car pulls up to Will's house with light flashing and a policemen get out
Officer: Sir, do you own a green Ford Windstar?
Will: (Dismissingly) Yeah… My wife was driving it today. Why?
Officer: Well the car was stolen from the local supermarket
Will: (cutting cop off) did you find them?
Officer: No, we found the car and…
Will: (Cutting cop off again) they were in the trunk?
Officer: Sir, no! Your family is fine. They are at the station. I just came here to let you know your wife and children were at the station and thought you may want to go pick them up.
Will: Oh… What that is rather painless… Cool, I'll grab my keys
Will grabs his keys, heads to the car, starts the cars, and drive towards the police station
Arriving at the police station Will starts t panic
Will: (to self) please just get them home safely, please just get them home
Will sees Allison
Will: Babe, is everything OK?
Running up to Allison and the kids and hugging them with great enthusiasm
Allison: (Sheepishly) Yeah… We're fine; someone took the car while we were in King Kullen
Will: I was so worried, why didn't you call me when it happened?
Allison: The phone was in the car and when I started freaking out a security guard ran up immediately to make sure I was OK. He called the cops and they were there so fast… I'm sorry, I did not even think…
Will: I don't care, I am just happy you guy are OK.
Child: (Crying) Dad, I left my PSP in the car?
Will: Don't worry baby, we'll get it back. Let's go home.
Will fills out some paperwork and leaves the station getting to his home with his family
Will: Wow, I am so glad you guys are OK. I love you.
Gives a family hug
Child 2: OK, dah… Stop being gay
Will: Stop with the gay stuff! Not that there is anything wrong with that… Just saying…
Allison: Cute.
Will: OK, what day is it?
Allison: Saturday.
Will: Perfect! SNL!
Will, Allison, and the kids watch SNL together in the living room. Quickly getting drowsy and falling asleep
Will: (Half asleep) Love you Ally, glad this is the day… I wanted this for so long. I love you.
Allison: I love you too.
Kisses ensue, and they rest together in the living room with their children asleep on the floor
Their warm embrace with foreheads rested against one another's…
:::::BABY, BABY, BABY, MY BABE!!!!!! BABY, BABY, I MISS YOU! LALALALA!:::::
Will: Shut that off! Jesus….
Allison: Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Why don't you get out of bed and get a job! Better yet, go to the fertility clinic and get your dick working so we can have some kids! You erectile defunct loser!
Will lifts head quickly with a bewildered yet slightly smirking face.
Will: Wait, what?
Allison: You heard me asshole!
Will: Ah, fuck!
Allison: What?
Will: Oh, nothing dear… (Whispering) I am so fucked
