Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Easter is here

Will: Yeah! I'm awake! Is this Bugs fucking with Daff? That shit was always wrong

Voice: What's your glitch?

Will: The fuck you talking about?

Voice: You seem to be a subspecies

Will: So, 2045, right?

Will: Wow, that is a time jump, as one might say if t existed and who knows if time is time or just passing moments.

***********CRUSHING SOUNDS

Voice: Umm, no. You're dumb

Will: You don't know me.....

Will: But, please listen. I am WMD! If you hear WMD the world turns. By the sadness of you'reWi;l American leaders.

Voice: What? Can I help?

Will: Yes, Stab me right in the heart! I am serious... NOW!

he really puts his heart into it....  As will is punctured from chest through rib, back, and the stones behind him being scraped.

Piece of shit: Are you okay??

Will: Do you like skeet ball?

Will is shot in the back

Will: I'm DEAD






Monday, March 19, 2018

This is the End II

Will pulls an arrow out of the back of his head

Will: Same day...? With an arrowhead in my skull

Chaminga: Why are you not killing me?

Will: Let's call it humanity. But, in the end I know you're of imagination we live in everyday

Chaminga: You remember?

Will: Yeah, as I said long time ago "You touched my pee" and later I would say "Sorry for coming on your lips"

Chaminga: Fuck you asshole

Spinning colors and flashes of light hit Will is the face

Chaminga: How do you like it?

Will: I never ejaculated in you face, Chaminga..... The wet cum willies were joks

Will: I did that to you, because I knew who you were

flashes of light and the ground raises

God: Billy, shut the fuck up

Will: Seriously God, you're taking her side?

Will: Haha, wait... Good one, Chaminga

Chaminga: Eat a dick

will eating spotted dick

Will: Still gross... Suck a twat!

Charminga is licking pussy, and loves it

Will: I hate that you are so easily manipulated (Will thinks: Am I pulling your nonexistent heartstrings)

Charminga: I'm just the only, the one there through death and rebirth.. See the face you always wake up to. When you play BABY, or when you play LADY, in the end your are alone listening to STAIND..

Will: Shut the fuck up! I listen to BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE because we all are!

:::::::::::::::::::::THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE:::::::::::::::::::::::::

Will: Died, but ain't dead yet

This is the End

Will walks to the barber shop

Will: I woke up with under chin fat and gray hair

Will: How did I get this old?

Chaminga: What are you doing? Should'nt you be

Will: Let's skip to the end...?

Chamiinga: What?

Will: I am death, right? This is life and death, right?

Chaminga Do you need to lay down?

Will: I've layed down too long. Fuck you!

Chaminga: You have already figured this out, huh?

Will: Yes, I got you on watchtower

As will looks down

Chaminga: This is not your world, I see you now. You think you can claim this reality as yours?

Will: It is mine. Didn't you get the memo? I don't die!

Chaminga: How would you like to die every 3 seconds

Will: We already did that... You got bored

Chaminga: Haaha, you have me.. I could end you Demise, but I like you far better as Will.

Will: I am Demise, and my Will is to kill you

Arrow hits will in the back of the heads, seemingly killing him...

Will: Who shot that fucking arrow?

::::::::::::::::Why don't you ask the::::::::::

Will: I ain't dead yet



Saturday, October 14, 2017

I'm a Ninja man in the Ghetto

:::::I'm Japanese, I think...  I'm turning Japanese, I really think so:::::

Will covered in shrouds, face covered and feeling a bit devious

Will: Where am I? Hello? (Inner voice say's, "Shhhhh, you must be quiet") Huh? (Inner voice say's, Stealth and unseen) Ummm, okay...

Will gets up from this space, seemingly torn apart. Noticing a noisy radiator and windows broken all around

Will: Okay, this is a bit eerie

Will looks out the broken windows to see men, women, and children being herded like cattle, murdered by gunshots..

Emotion and meaning of his new life finally kicks in...

Will: I have to kill the Nazi or Nazi's...

Will overcome by his new found knowledge of martial arts and the mission in his heart and mind, jumps through the window, lands on the ground in front of Nazi soldiers, continues to kick the shit out of every soldier. 

:::lifting a rifle from a soldiers hands and breaking the face of said soldier with a quick swift slash:::

:::One by one, he picks apart each soldier with stealth invisibility and speed:::

Will: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The people filled with fear by these soldiers, now filled with fear by this lone figure who is killing all those who are tearing their lives apart

Will: I've seen this happen, or I watched it.... You have to fight back. FUCK this scum!!

Child: Ninja!!

Will: Word! Let's get 'em!

The crowd of people once herded as cattle and full of fear are now enraged with anger and the understanding of it's kill or be killed

The men, women, and even the children pick up the rifles once owned by the soldiers bullying them out of their homes, killed by Will. 

Will: Who want to kill some Nazi, or Nazi's?

Man: L'Chaim!

Crowds of people yell "L'Chaim" as will stands in his shrouds bewildered by this entire event, but feels it's severity... 

Will: Yeah! That! Cheers Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will and crowds of people who dared to defy this movement charge every street in every neighborhood for hours, killing Nazi soldiers and allowing others to live peacefully for a spell

Days pass as the people and Will the "Ninja" kill Nazi soldiers and fight to keep what is theirs.

Will speaks to the people who think of him Godly or a savior........

Will: (In Japanese) You probably don't know what I am saying, but we have done a brave thing today. We fought terror... Absolute horror. I hope one day this story will be told. We did not take his shit! This is our home!

Child: Hai!

Will: Why does this kid know Japanese?

Will: Never stop fighting against tyranny... We need to be one. I need to be unseen and no one can know I was here. Fight always, do not follow their directions. Tear their eyes out with every second, they are misguided vulnerable men with no purpose. Be strong!

Man: Why are you telling us this?

Will: Oh shit, you speak English? I thought I was just saying this shit for my own self worth... I am telling you this, because I am going to die. I die all the time. Usually every day, but this day has lasted days... And I am so happy to have been here with you all. But the day will come when I die, and when I do, please do not mourn me, just use me as fuel to fight harder for your lives. Make history, or herstory... Later in life people will care about gender, so I have to make his story or her story.... Anyway, off the point, let's get ready for another fight.

Will sits afters his dumb speech and  looks around, to see people drinking wine, hugging and laughing in a luxurious restaurant. 

:::::::::::load booming starts:::::::::::::

Will: Relax everyone! it could be...

:::Door is kicked in by Nazi soldiers:::

Will proceeds with stealth speed in slicing their throats one by one

Will: Never fear! I am here! When I am gone, this work will never be done!

Child:あなた出血

Will: What?? Why... Why do you speak Japanese??? Can someone tell me?

Will haggard and walking slowly... 

Will: Yes, young padawan... I am bleeding. I told you all this would happen, but the Nazi soldiers are dead.....and you must uhhmmmm soldier on

Will lays down on a table and starts to see a light, a light he was never use to seeing in his past deaths. Thinking this could be the end of his madness. 

Voice: Not today, Will. You've done too well.

Will staring upward as all of the people he has helped weep, cry, and pray....

Will: Why?? I don't know who I am anymore... Let me go........

Voice: No, this is too much fun

Will: What the Fuck is this?

Voice: Your reckoning. Your hopes, yours wishes are all what keeps you here in this place.

Will: What is this place?

Voice: All you

Will: Wha.......

:::::::::::::::DARKNESS::::::::::::::::

:::SMACK:::

Will: Ow, what the fuck??

Child: פצעים נרפאים

Will: How many languages do you know, kid?

Child: Enough

Will: Creepy... Okay, so I guess it's die another day... Time to reap the whirlwind my friends.

Will stands, as hundreds of people try to hug him at once

Will: I love you too... But, how did they find us??

Will notices one person not trying to hug him 

Will: Yo you, bro come over here!

Bro walks over, and is revealed to be Gustavo

Will: Goose!!

Gustavo: We never start over...

Gustavo pulls out a pistol shoots Will with 6 shots

The people jump Gustavo and stomp him out.... The child sees Will all bloody with holes through his chest...

Child: Not yet, Will... This has been too much fun.

:::::::::::::::::::Don't you cry, I still love you baby. Don't you cry tonight, baby someday, you may die tonight:::::::












Saturday, October 7, 2017

It Ain't Nothing but a me thing Baby



::::::Barbarisms by Barbara's with pointed heels. Victorious, victorious kneel, for a brand new spankin' deaaaaaaal... Marching forward hypocritic and hypnotic computers.You depend on our protection.
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth:::::

:::::Will awakes in a room:::::

Itchy as a mother fucker

Will: yo, it is cold as fuck in in here, turn the fucking heat up! What's with all this itchy shit? That Pink Panther cartoon dude laying down insulation? Hahaaha.... The fuck??

Will sees his reality... In an old dilapidated hotel room , itchy as fuck, with a beard he knows he could never grow

Will: I'm in Afghanistan, probably

Will shifts his Turban 

Will: This does not mean I am a terrorist...That would be profiling myself... Hello!?

Gustavo: What, what?? You no like Italian Wedding soup for breakfast?

Will: It's mushy

Will sees 100's of Progressive canned soups

Will: They would send Italian Wedding soup... No fucking Beef Barley.... Whatever... Who are you?

Gustavo: I was sent by a voice that said protect this man. I was told you would appear and here you are... I meant to keep you alive for this day... Not to let you die.

Will: Is your last name Ryserson? Because I'm already disliking you with the soup and now your say you are going to protect my life? I've been through

will cut off

Gustavo: Shut the fuck up!....... The voice told me to say that....... And, dick I am here to help.

Will: So you must be Gustavo, I am Will

Gustavo: How do you know my name, Mr. Will??

Will: I dreamed of you before this arrival. Thanks for coming...

Gustavo: The voice said you had to stay here for the next

Gustavo looks at is old ass wacth

Gustavo: Which s another 23 hours and minutes from now

Will gets up 

Will: Goose, can I call you Goose?

long pause

Will: Let's just assume I can, Goose, I'm going to die today. I have died for more days than I can count now Give it a shot bro. Save my life. Was this voice significant sound of God Voice?

Gustavo: He called my phone, it sounded like bomb went off. "It said save him or they die"

Will: So, a random call made you stay in this hotel room for me to arrive?

Gustavo: Si

Will: Now, you speak espanol??

Another long pause

Will: Dude, we have to get the fuck out of here

Gustavo: No, you must stay here!! I think it's my family.... Please don't make me shoot you!

Will: Go ahead bro..... oh, wait.... If you shoot me it could mean your family dies, or you shoot me and we start again? SHOOT ME!!!

Gustavo: What if is forever for me and a new day for you?

Will appreciating Gutavo's thought process

Will:You know what, Goose? Let's do this shit! ANYTHING, comes through that door you shoot it.

As Will says this to Gustavo, three masked persons enter the room and start shooting

***SHOTS RING AUTO***

The hotel goes dark

Will: Goose? Goose!!!!

Gustavo: Mi bien, y tu? Please hide and stay alive!

Hotel back up lights come on... Showing masked persons, one tall, and two what you would think are little people

Will: Goose, shoot those motherfuckers!!!

Gustavo unloads his AK and kills all three assassins

Gustavo: I got them! I got those fuckers!!

Will: Yeah!!

As Gustavo looks over the bodies he just shot to death, he sees a ring on one of their fingers. Looks so much like his engagement ring

Will: Goosie, what going on over there?

Will hiding in an air vent 

Gustavo: I, I got 'em... Stay safe!

Gutavo lifts the masks of the assailants to reveal his wife,  his son, and his mother

Gustavo: NO!! Nooooo! No God please!

Will: Goose, what's wrong? Did you get them?

Gustavo opens the vent where will is hiding

Gustavo: Only one left Guillermo

Gustavo staring into the vent, fires his last bullet

Gustavo: I hope I start over too...

::::::PAUSE::::::

:::::::::::::::::DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE:::::::::::::::::

Will awakes in an enclosed area with creaking sounds, pipes all around

Will: I hope so too, Gustavo


Thursday, February 5, 2015

Insane Crazy Driving Miss Daisy

Will: What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will falling from the sky

Seeka: Fucking sick

Will: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH... yes!!!

With a dude strapped to his ass

Will: Okay, I'm still alive!!! That's muy bien!!!

Will and Seeka free falling, Jess on her own shoot, Will strapped to some guy saying "Take it easy"

Will: Take my hymen fucko! The Earth is getting closer and all I can think about is honey nut cheerios

Dude: you feel the rush??

Will: Of wind in my face or my heart skipping a beat like a sneezing Zyrtec junkie?

Dude: No man, The adrenaline!!!

Will: No. I am think of Deep Impact with Morgan Freemon... My impact will not kill destroy earth, but it will destroy my mother.......

Dude: Bro, are you Jewish?

yelling non stop through the fall

Will: No, Christian or Catholic....... I don't know.... Jesus and stuff

Dude: No worries bra, we gonna land like champs

Will: Great, thank you!!!

Dude: Oh shit!!>....

Wind shear

Will: Whattt?

Dude: It's alright, popping the shoot

Will: K, you ever see Honeymoon in Vegas?

Dude: Of course

Will: Land on something sharp and end us

Dude: No way bro, I got this under control

They land rough and will jumps up and says

Will: Let's never do that again

Dude: Nah man, next will be more funner

Will: Where is Seeka?

Dude: oh they landed a bit ago

Will: okie dokie ummm dude, take me to them

Dude: Well, I don't know where we are actually

Will: What the fuck bro? Are you fuckin..... It's all good I know where we came from and I know my human compass. Follow or stick here

Dude: Bro, what?

Howling sound in the air...........

Will: We are going to die now

Dude: What?

Bill: From the beginning of it all, I've been insane crazy, driving Miss daisy

:::::::::::::;BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM::::::::::::::::::

Is it real son, let me know it's real son if it's really real, loaded up and kill one, let me know it's real son, if it's really real

No use in hiding. We our own wreck or our reckoning. You can only shoot once, if you shoot twice you have a four leaf clover up your ass, because the first shot usually kill you

That's why I say man nice shot................

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Oh Jess, the border is there.. I get it

Will: (Screaming) I'm alive, I'm alive... Shit.... What the fuck is this shit?

::::::::::: Screaming Billy::::::::::::

Billy: Yeah..?

Billy grabs a hunk of metal and gets smacked in the head

Seeka: What's wrong with you now, Billy?

Billy: I went to grab a thing and now I am here...........?

Seeka: Get up love,

Billy overwhelmed with her entire persona... She grabs him by the hand in unison her helping him up and she help him up. 

Seeka: Are you okay?

Billy: Yeah, fine.. Thanks... Do you know where I can get a beer and a cigarette?

Seeka: Follow me

Billy follows like a little bitch

Seeka: Okay asshole the shit stop here

Billy: Oh, stop the shit... I know there is mor.........

Head butted by Seeka, Billy hits the floor

Billy:Who the fuck are you?

Seeka: You worst fucking nightmare

Billy: I don't dream, so take that nightmare shit and make it your own faggot

Seeka: Do you know what I can make of you?

Billy: No! But, I sure fucking know what I can do to you?

Seeka: You think you can penetrate my core

Billy: Well, it's discipline and love, so good luck

Seeka: I don't love a soul... Not even an easily, cute, lovable soul like yours

Billy: Que???

Seeka: Justsayin'.....

Billy: Okay,I had the same shit going on

Seeka:For real

Billy: For reals

Both speaking to each other in an almost texting type

Seeeka: xoxoxxox

Billy: Smoooooooooooooooooooooches

Billy: You know... I think I love........

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::::::I alone love you, I alone tempt you:::::