Thursday, February 5, 2015

Insane Crazy Driving Miss Daisy

Will: What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will falling from the sky

Seeka: Fucking sick

Will: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH... yes!!!

With a dude strapped to his ass

Will: Okay, I'm still alive!!! That's muy bien!!!

Will and Seeka free falling, Jess on her own shoot, Will strapped to some guy saying "Take it easy"

Will: Take my hymen fucko! The Earth is getting closer and all I can think about is honey nut cheerios

Dude: you feel the rush??

Will: Of wind in my face or my heart skipping a beat like a sneezing Zyrtec junkie?

Dude: No man, The adrenaline!!!

Will: No. I am think of Deep Impact with Morgan Freemon... My impact will not kill destroy earth, but it will destroy my mother.......

Dude: Bro, are you Jewish?

yelling non stop through the fall

Will: No, Christian or Catholic....... I don't know.... Jesus and stuff

Dude: No worries bra, we gonna land like champs

Will: Great, thank you!!!

Dude: Oh shit!!>....

Wind shear

Will: Whattt?

Dude: It's alright, popping the shoot

Will: K, you ever see Honeymoon in Vegas?

Dude: Of course

Will: Land on something sharp and end us

Dude: No way bro, I got this under control

They land rough and will jumps up and says

Will: Let's never do that again

Dude: Nah man, next will be more funner

Will: Where is Seeka?

Dude: oh they landed a bit ago

Will: okie dokie ummm dude, take me to them

Dude: Well, I don't know where we are actually

Will: What the fuck bro? Are you fuckin..... It's all good I know where we came from and I know my human compass. Follow or stick here

Dude: Bro, what?

Howling sound in the air...........

Will: We are going to die now

Dude: What?

Bill: From the beginning of it all, I've been insane crazy, driving Miss daisy

:::::::::::::;BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM::::::::::::::::::

Is it real son, let me know it's real son if it's really real, loaded up and kill one, let me know it's real son, if it's really real

No use in hiding. We our own wreck or our reckoning. You can only shoot once, if you shoot twice you have a four leaf clover up your ass, because the first shot usually kill you

That's why I say man nice shot................

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