James: Fuck that, just take the shot.
(Will proceeds to take 5 shots to knock in a 25 foot putt)
As he knocks it down
James: Nice, B!
Will: Yeah!
Will: I got a 15, you?
James: uh, 12...
Will: Get the F.... Ahh, okay.. Harry?
Harry: I lost my ball....
Will: OK, you get a 15.
Will yells, "OK douche bags, you can shoot now" On to the next hole........
Will: I love Par 3's.... I bet I nail this... Closest to the hole $100...
James: You, me, and Harry ain't got $100
Harry: Yes I do...... Mostly tied up in stock and shit... Let's make it $5
Will: This went from could be fun to the only fun is knocking clean in the hole.
James: Yeah, you do that I'll suc.... Second thought, Harry will suck your dick
Harry: Fuck.... Nah, yeah hole in one... OK. you got it, BJ's all around. You too James.
James; Nah, I'm good
Will: Well, I got a premonition.. Someone is sucking my dick
Will lines up, really focused, feeling inner peace like never before, almost scared, but the butterflies in his stomach make him feel like Michael Jordan nailing the gaming winning shot against the Jazz... Visioning the wrist flicked and holding it there as if he were playing ball at the park....
Will: It's all splenda
Will hits the ball low with a crazy backspin using a 6 iron on a 167 yard Par 3
Will: It's on bitches! That's got a shot......
James: Holy shit!
Harry: No fucking way...
The ball rises straight at the hole, looking like it is going way over, but starts to descend
Will: I got it.... It's over... Get on your knees bitches
Harry: I never agreed to anything except closest to the hole $5
James laughing.....
The ball hits the green right at the fringe... striking the grass and rolling back fast
Will: Go, go, go, go.....
The ball on a bee-line towards the hole as it rolls up and about to drop in.....
A HUGE BLAST GOES OFF OVER THE OCEAN, far from where the guys are golfing... But, the blast of light and wind knock everyone down
James: what the fuck is that?
Will: Wild guess, a fucking nuke
Harry: What?
Will: No worries guys, been here before... Don't look at it and just stay down... In 2 minutes we takes the carts an jet to a location that has a basement
Harry: (almost crying) Billy... What the fuck? How many bennies are you on?
Will: None, if you knew what I knew... This is just another Double Dare obstacle course.
Will: Now! Let's go....
Will jumps into the golf cart, the guys all jump on in any place they can fit, leaving the other cart behind
James: You know where you're going right, B?
Will: Nah, bro.... Winging it
Harry: I knew it... Can't trust white people...
James: That's racist!
Will: Can you people shut the fuck up!
Harry and James in unison: "YOU PEOPLE"
Will: Oh, shut the fuck up....
Will in the cart racing for any shelter he can seek.... Comes upon a red public rest stop...Punches the breaks sending Harry and James flying off the cart
James after hitting the pavement and rolling....
James: What the fuck, B??
Will: Get in that fucking red thing
Harry: It's a fucking bathroom
Will: Whatever, get the fuck in there now!
The guys get in the red bathroom....
Will: Does this shithouse have paper towels?
Harry: No, they have a blower thing
Will: Fuck!
James: Nah wait, under this sink... Yo, we got paper, B
Will: Yo, wet all of them and stuff them under the door and the the creaks of the doors... just cover it all... I'll get the windows...
Harry: what are we doing?
Will: Dude, the winds were blowing toward us... Which means this radiation and all types of fucked up shit is likely headed this way!
They continue to use paper like a caulk. Wetting it and packing every crevice possible in this little red house
Will: I think we're good.... Just chill.... I gotta piss.
James: For real? That shit happened when the blast went off
Harry: Billy, seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Why you so calm? I am having a heart attack, bro...
Will: Well, no better time to tell it than now... You ever seen the movie Groundhogs Day with Bill Murray?
James: Of course
Harry: I don't know
Will: Well, I have been going through tragic days over and over and over... I lost count... All I know is I am not afraid to die anymore. We need to stand up to this fear of not living and do our best to live.
James and Harry look at Will as if he is insane
Will: I know you think I am crazy, but how did this day happen? Why are we here? Would us 3 ever really be playing golf??? I mean What the fuck?
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Faces stone...
James: No... We would be a Mets game...
Will: Holy fucking A shit.... Exactly!
Harry: Dude, you would not be out at all....
Will: I know!
Will: Do you see what I mean... We are in some sort of time warp where things happen that never happen... But, you know what? I have had a great time today. Better than most days, definitely better than recent days. This is the most fun I've had in...in.... I don't fucking know when....
The guys laugh as the nuclear wind flows by and over the red house... Still laughing without a halt...
James: Damn Bill.... You never fail to make me laugh
Harry: Yeah, you a crazy white boy....
Will: You know what's really funny? I never pictured chilling with you two people at the same time..
In unison: "You two people" ::::Laughter::::
Will: Guys, I am just truly glad to be around people I can trust. Family aside, I trust you guys. I hope you know I got your back to the end.
Harry: Can you get any gayer?
James: Word
Will: Fuckos... You know what I think? We ain't gonna die today. Let's open this door and walk out there and face what's there.....
Harry: It could be Nuclear Winter
Will: Yeah, but what the fuck is that really? Everyday is a Nuclear Winter, we walk through smog, we walk through everything nature throws at us as humans.... Fuck it.
James: I'm with you, B
Harry; No doubt
Will: Aiiight fuck it, let's do it
Will proceeds to tear all the paper down, everyone immediately coughing
Will: (coughing) You guys alright?
James: Yeah, B. We got your back
Harry: Yeah, stop being a bitch
Will laughs
:::::::::::The beautiful people, The beautiful people::::::::::::
A significant choice, may feel right. But, may interrupt what may have been the life you have always dreamed of… Choices… We can all make them, once a day, every day. But, with that choice will you meet your life-long dreams or will you simply meet your demise…
Just live
