Don't Call It A Comeback

:::::::::::::Win In the End, we're gonna win in the end:::::::::::

Will: What the flying fuck? Teen wolf..?

Will searching for his remote

Will: MUTE.... what the fuck??

Will thinking "shit a little 5 foot nothing making a difference.... I love this flick"

:::::::Will wakes up and watches 30 minutes of news:::::::

Will: Well, weed is practically legal... I woke up at the right time.

:::::::Random voice: Billy, get up!!:::::::::::

Will: I am! Jesus, shut the shit already..... Wait, who the fuck is that?

Consuela: Baby, come upstairs I made huevos ron cheddos

Will: Sweeeeet!

thinking: So she is a Mexican

Will: No doubt!

Will jumps up from his mattress on a concrete/dirt floor

Will: Owwwww.... Jesus... What happened to carpet? Or a hardwood floor? Jesus H

Will stumbles up stairs to an outdoor kitchen

Will: What's up.........you?

bewildered

Will: Where my eggs and cheese?

Consuela: You're plate is where it always is, Billy.

Will: Where is the stove?

Consuela: Mi amore, it's right here

as Consuela points besides her

Will: Well, I feel all this love for you all... It's weird, but I lived, loved, lied, died... So, let make this another final fuck up...

Will put all the gas on and reaches in his pocket

Will: This is my lighter, my lighter is my friend, I must light it for it to live, we all die and we all lived, but today we will all understand the best part of living...... BEING ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Will tries to spark the lighter to no avail

Will: I got a shitty lighter... This could be a sign...

Up walks dildohead and says, "Nah, I got you" SPARK