:::::::::::::Win In the End, we're gonna win in the end:::::::::::
Will: What the flying fuck? Teen wolf..?
Will searching for his remote
Will: MUTE.... what the fuck??
Will thinking "shit a little 5 foot nothing making a difference.... I love this flick"
:::::::Will wakes up and watches 30 minutes of news:::::::
Will: Well, weed is practically legal... I woke up at the right time.
:::::::Random voice: Billy, get up!!:::::::::::
Will: I am! Jesus, shut the shit already..... Wait, who the fuck is that?
Consuela: Baby, come upstairs I made huevos ron cheddos
Will: Sweeeeet!
thinking: So she is a Mexican
Will: No doubt!
Will jumps up from his mattress on a concrete/dirt floor
Will: Owwwww.... Jesus... What happened to carpet? Or a hardwood floor? Jesus H
Will stumbles up stairs to an outdoor kitchen
Will: What's up.........you?
bewildered
Will: Where my eggs and cheese?
Consuela: You're plate is where it always is, Billy.
Will: Where is the stove?
Consuela: Mi amore, it's right here
as Consuela points besides her
Will: Well, I feel all this love for you all... It's weird, but I lived, loved, lied, died... So, let make this another final fuck up...
Will put all the gas on and reaches in his pocket
Will: This is my lighter, my lighter is my friend, I must light it for it to live, we all die and we all lived, but today we will all understand the best part of living...... BEING ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Will tries to spark the lighter to no avail
Will: I got a shitty lighter... This could be a sign...
Up walks dildohead and says, "Nah, I got you" SPARK
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